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reblog if you’re a virgin, and don’t smoke, drink, or do any drugs.
I HAD To. CAUSE IM NOOOOTTT a Virgin!
I smoke
I drink.
I dont do drugs though :(
This is the weirdest reblog if I’ve ever seen.
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i dont smoke
and i dont do drugs :D
Sex is evil and drinking leads to bad things like sex! Drugs are bad! :))
I’m a virgin. I smoke occasionally. I think I will never drink again. Well, it depends. I don’t do drugs too.
A virgin? Yes.
A smoker? No.
A drinker? Occasionally.
A drug-dependent? ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!
LOL IMELDA PAPIN FOR SENATOR? wtf wtf wtf
She’s going to sing in the senate to calm heated arguments :)) Especially with Miriam Santiago. :)))
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What law would she make, anyway?
"I am the judge, and my ballot contains the sacred ruling. You have your own ballot to fill up. I am the judge of my candidates, and during the campaign all you have got to do is show me the evidences. I will pass my judgment on election day and no body can tell me that I am stupid and irrational if I didn’t vote for their candidates. As a voter, I will only answer to God, to my country and to myself."
http://www.ced-online.tk (via cednessfever)
I absolutely agree
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Hi! Thank you po! :>
Yo! Future Thomasian ka pla! saang college/faculty ka mg-aaral?
Yo’ Bolanos, Imma let you finish.. but I think Black Nazarene is the most miraculous Christian figure of all time! :))
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hahaha! WIN! XD
Our Lady of Lipa daw eh. :))
Kanye! Imma let you finish…but I think this is the best blog of all time!!!
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Well…any questions?
Guess what? Haha. Angelo’s favorite song ever! :>
OKAAAAAY MAY ACTION PA YAN HA :)) :)) =))
RECOLLECTION! =))))
I’m nostalgic about the song…and I like the animation of it….
Double Celebration?
It’s ten minutes past midnight when I started this note, and it’s the first of the four hundred days to the 400th year of UST…
…coincidently, it’s also my birthday.
wala lng….
Why are santa hats red?
- Para ipakita sa akin na lagi akong kabilang sa isang love triangle.
- Ako, ang kaibigan ko, at ang best friend niya.
- Ako, ang kaibigan ko, at ang present niya.
- Ako, ang kaibigan ko, at ang iisang babaeng gusto namin.
- Ako, ang sarili ko, at ang may ari ng katawan ko.
- Ako, ang org ko, at ang isa ko pang org.
- Ako, siya, at ikaw.
- Ako, ang aso ko, at ang studies ko.
- Ako, ang pagsusulat, at ang pagbabasa.
- Para ipakita sa akin na mahirap magmahal kapag pasko.
- Kasi madugo ang bayan ngayon, it’s red.
- Kasi 17 years na akong single, the love trinagles did not even materialize to begin with.
- Kasi boboto na ako next year.
- Kasi wala akong barkada.
- Kasi wala akong brest friend.
- Kasi I am 30 thousand lightyears way from being suicidal compared to my 30 thousand and one last year.
- Kasi wala pa akong love story.
- Kasi isa akong statistical outlier.
- Para ipakita na my head is a triangular reddish object with something white on top.
- And yes, this world is Phallic but heck, I am talkng about santa hats here, santa hats are very phallic, in fact, the world is phallic in its purest sense.
- And yes, to easily stand out in a Christmas where everything is white.
- And yes, this Christmas is a red Christmas because of events in our country, kaya kailangan ng white spot to stand out.
- And yes, Santa loves red.
- And yes, his elves designed his costume, they love red too.
- And yea, his elves live under the christmas tree, kaya no tree, no elves, no gifts, yun yun.
- And yes, even his socks are red too, and are as phallic too.
- And yes, candy canes are phallic too.
- Para ipakita na ang lahat ng manonood ay irrational at madaling madala sa pinapanood nila.
- Na ang bawat showgirl sa Wowowee ay may sariling microphone dahil nakakadiri naman kung magsasalu-salu sila sa mga lapelle na soaking wet with their saliva.
- Na ang bawat SM mall ay may salawang C.R. sa magkabilang dulo.
- Na ang bawat silid sa SOGO ay may nakatagong hidden camers in disguise.
- Na ang bawat banat ni vice ganda ay hindi original sabi ng kakilala ko.
- Na ang bawat mag-aaral ay hindi masipag mag-aral maliban lamang sa akin.
- Na ang bawat ihip ng hangin ay hindi galing sa solar system.
- Na ang bawat umagang darating ay isang umagang maliwanag, maliban lamang pag nasa north pole ka dahil sa angle of incidence ng araw.
- Na ang bawat condom ay may libreng instructions na tinatapon lang nga mga bumibili dahil marunong daw sila pero nakakabuntis parin naman.
- Para ipakita na ang mga nakasulat dito ay pawang kuru-kuro at walang katuturan.
- Dahil kung may katuturan ito ay may matututunan kayo.
- Dahil kung may katuturan ito ay hindi kayo tumatawa tawa, ngayon, may katuturan na siguro.
- Dahil kung may katuturan ito ay nag-aaral nalang sana ako.
- Dahil kung may katuturan ito, wala naman talaga.
- Dahil kung may katuturan ito, masaya ang magiging pasko ko.
- Dahil kung may katuturan ito, tungkol nalang sana ito sa babaeng sana kasama ko nayon pero hindi kasi hindi siya available.
- Dahil kung may katuturan ito hindi sana ako bigo sa pag-ibig at jologs na jologs ang tunog niya.
- Dahil kung may katuturan ito, makaka-uno ako sa Calculus, at oo, may katuturan ito.
Cheesy Music
Yeah…. My mom and I are watching UST’s Christmas Concert Gala 2009 on TV5, and as always, I found it very spectacular, especially to the guy who sung a version of Agnus Dei; that made my hair raise in awe! Of course, before that, there was also a wonderful version of “As Long As There’s Christmas” that I found very cute….
